Everything I made looks like Christmas threw up on it.
Oh just getting into the holiday spirit.
I refuse to wash my hair today.
Made a rare BinderClipsaurus Rex. You’re welcome.
Hung a slow-dying disfigured tree on my door.
Let’s not tip-toe around it.
Couldn’t think of a better way to sign my little brother’s birthday card than to draw an eye patch.
Some asshole parked his tie in the best spot.
Last week on vacation I did what every tourist should do.
