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Everything I made looks like Christmas threw up on it.

Everything I made looks like Christmas threw up on it.

Oh just getting into the holiday spirit.

Oh just getting into the holiday spirit.

I refuse to wash my hair today.

I refuse to wash my hair today.

Made a rare BinderClipsaurus Rex. You’re welcome.

Made a rare BinderClipsaurus Rex. You’re welcome.

Hung a slow-dying disfigured tree on my door.

Hung a slow-dying disfigured tree on my door.

Let’s not tip-toe around it.

Let’s not tip-toe around it.

Finger’d a few mermaids.

Finger’d a few mermaids.

Mom sent me an email:

“See, even as a baby, you couldn’t keep your shirt down.”

Mom sent me an email:

“See, even as a baby, you couldn’t keep your shirt down.”

Couldn’t think of a better way to sign my little brother’s birthday card than to draw an eye patch.

Couldn’t think of a better way to sign my little brother’s birthday card than to draw an eye patch.

Some asshole parked his tie in the best spot.

Some asshole parked his tie in the best spot.

Last week on vacation I did what every tourist should do.

Last week on vacation I did what every tourist should do.