Gonna wear this the next time I visit an ATM. (Taken with instagram)
Yet another example of something that can be made better with a black marker. #boner #cash (Taken with instagram)
I have just enough candles to spell out something romantic. (Taken with instagram)
Oh, just copying my face. (Taken with instagram)
Sometimes I draw. (Taken with instagram)
Bad animal cookie. (Taken with instagram)
Duh. (Taken with instagram)
Homemade penis pizza. Next time I need to work on my girth. (Taken with instagram)
Sometimes when a girl is bored at work she draws a cupcake tattoo on her arm. Duh. (Taken with instagram)
When I die, bury me under a pile of these.
I’m busy growing an elephant.
Oh just getting into the holiday spirit.